Hör #shorts | Vogon Poetry Slam | Beware of the Leotards

The Vogon Poetry Slam by Hör #shorts​ keeps going. Do you have enough limps to chew on to survive? The second poem is named "Beware of the Leotard" by Russ "Evenden" Trew. Enjoy you sickos or grab your towels and get to the airlocks...